I couldn’t post about my 3rd flat tyre event due to some busy schedule of Malcolm’s fire sites project. The university campus police is out of its mind. If you stop your car in front of any hostel in campus premises, and leave for 5 minutes, so when you do come back, just open up the trunk and start preparing to change at least one of the tyres left flat by the jack ass police personnels. The reason behind this tyre flattening is justified with an argument, “Your car might get stolen” God damn it, if there is crime concerning car snatching or stealing, you better catch the accused and not to puncture the tyres. If any policeman of university campus seeing this post, (which i really doubt, I don’t expect these illiterates using computer..), listen up !   F*U*C*K Y*O*U !

Being into hostel for exam preparations for a few days, I’ve noticed guys on cell phone with shy smiling face, all around. As soon as hostel mess finishes and “shareef” (decent) guys start studying or prepare for sleep, lover boys come out like wolves to find a lonely and calm place and call their respective “bachian” (chicks) who’ve been waiting for the cellphone to ring either at hostel lawn or at their own room or drawing-room or kitchen or sometimes if mom dad are feared to interfere, even in the washroom with a tap opened pretending to wash hands, and that hand washing continues until Fajjar prayers. Its really weird to find boys sitting on hostel roofs in chilling cool weather and as you pass by them, you’ll here a sweet girl voice. (that makes me even more angry since am still single).

Any how, Shahab’s late night calls to his sweetheart made me think of finding out the best cellular network package for long time calling either in day time or at nights. I’ll categorize the lovers first and then explain the options;

For Really Ghareeb (Package 1) (lovers with pocket money < RS 500 per month)

If you are a girl, I’ll suggest you make a fake boy friend just for increasing you cellphone credit and utilize that to get yourself at least into Package 2 for calling your true love

If you are a guy, unfortunately you can’t afford a girl friend in the first place. Do work hard to earn yourself with some more bucks. Before sending the last sms of saying goodbye, tell her to (contact me)

For Middle Class (Package 2) (lovers with pocket money < 1000 per month)

That’s the category where most of the lovers lie.

Either gal or a guy, here are your options (no joke)

Jazz, if you using shitty jazz or mobilink, do yourself favor and both of you convert to telenor or warid or ufone or if conversion is not an option, save 100 for a couple of months and buy a sim card of another network which you already agree. Otherwise Rs. 0.40 / 30 seconds for Happy Hour in Jazz Budget Tariffs is the best option you can have

Ufone, you guys are already lucky.. enjoy prepay life and keep on kissing for 2.5 per hour from 12am to 7am

Telenor, convert to djuice package, add your gf/bf into friends and family and enjoy talking for RS 4/hour from12am to 8am

Warid, the best you can get is on zem nights, even that is pretty much expensive

For High Class (Package 3) (lovers with pocket money > 2000 per month)you people better stop calling on cells and start meeting now !