People really crack me up sometimes.. Last night, i was quite busy dealing with myspace guy when i received this. Some Teshseen Butt & Co wanted me to have only a few billions into my bank account just because i have my first name similar to a dead whos next of kin is no where..

Tasheen Butt & Associates
Corporate Laws of Pakistan
Room No’s: 226-227
2nd Floor, Alfalah Building
Sharah-e-Quaid-e-Azam, Lahore Pakistan
Contact Person: Mr. Muhammad Tasheen Butt

Dear Sarmad,

My name is Muhammad Tasheen Butt; I am a Barrister at Law with Tahseen Butt and Associates, a portal to the home of qualified, experienced, pulsating and knowledgeable lawyers who are diligently involved in providing cutting-edge services to a broad spectrum of clients. I am the personal attorney to Mr. Rajan S. Sarmad, who died with his family on the 25th July, 2000, aboard AF4590, which crashed into the Hotelissimo. Unfortunately they all lost their lives in the event as there was no survivor. For your confirmations, you can visit the website below for more information on the crash; http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/859479.stm. I have made several enquiries to locate any of my clients extended relatives, which has also proved unsuccessful. As a matter of fact, he is having a fixed time deposit of GBP4,800,000.00( Four Million, Eight Hundred Thousand British Pounds Sterling), an equivalent of US$9,600,000.00 United States Dollars (Nine Million, Six Hundred Thousand United States Dollars Only), with the State Bank here in Pakistan, and also stocks worth 17 million euros (with interest) being managed by his broker, Mr. Khalid Iqbal. Hence I contacted you to assist me in repatriating the money and property left behind before they died or they might be declared unserviceable by the State Bank where he made the deposit. The State Bank issued me a notice to provide the next of kin to the deceased or have the account confiscated within a short period of time. Owing to my unsuccessful search for the relatives getting to 6 years now, I seek your consent to stand in as the next of kin to the deceased since you bore the same last name as his and we all stands the right to protect his legacy as such the proceeds of the deposit and stocks can be paid to you for both of us to share the funds. I have some legal documents that can be used to backup the claim, while the rest could be processed through the court.

All I require is your honest, cooperation and trust. I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement.

Thanks for your kind co-operation.

Kindest Regards,
Mr. Muhammad Tasheen Butt
Barrister at Law, LLB (University of Leeds, UK)

I replied as;

bahahahahahahaha.. feel free to make me his next of kin.. but i wont be paying a single penny to transfer all these billions into my account.. lol. You asked for a thoughtful consent han? well, heres one.. change your name from muhammad tehseen butt to muhammad tehseen sarmad and you are done with all these millions and billions.. lol

Watch out for scammers guys, earning money takes time and patience and hell lot of hard work.. Dont try to be anybody’s ‘next of kin’ be at your own and trust me we all could get what ever we want.